HEADING!

A very thoughtful spam bot has been trying really hard to post the following message to our forums, so i figure it must be pretty important to get this info out there:
 
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Words to live by.
  

Also, this:

Nothing suspicious here, just a totally legit face, almost entirely free of THAT MASSIVE LUMP ON THE SIDE THERE.

-Barney